I've been working out lately. Pretty soon I should be able to fetch this stick.

Someone asked me what I was doing for the long weekend. Hello? I'm a dog, I do the same thing every weekend.

This Valentine's Day, give the gift of passion.

Random things I will bark at today:

-red throw pillows

-anybody named Phil

-tube socks

-the kid next door practicing his clarinet

-anything with a shadow

A dog's favorite part of any magazine: The scratch 'n sniff ads.

I'm not the smartest dog on the planet. But these crosswords are so hard to finish.