I've been working out lately. Pretty soon I should be able to fetch this stick.
Someone asked me what I was doing for the long weekend. Hello? I'm a dog, I do the same thing every weekend.
This Valentine's Day, give the gift of passion.
Random things I will bark at today:
-red throw pillows
-anybody named Phil
-the kid next door practicing his clarinet
-anything with a shadow
A dog's favorite part of any magazine: The scratch 'n sniff ads.
I'm not the smartest dog on the planet. But these crosswords are so hard to finish.