What a beautiful winter wonderland. My sincere apologies for the yellow snow.

They're leaving out a plate of cookies for Santa tonight. Oh right, like those will really last.

Merry Christmas everyone.

I'm used to people being much bigger than me. So this Santa's Village decoration is really messing with my head.

Tried putting Christmas lights on the doghouse last night. One bulb goes out, they all go out!

So I chewed them all up.

Think you had a bad day? Try getting neutered.

Christmas is coming. What should I leave for the mailman?