Legs I will hump today:

Having the whole family over for Thanksgiving. It was real easy to set the table.

I heard that people go to these things called "sleep studies." I don't get it. Who has trouble sleeping?

My horoscope today:

I think everyone should take their dog to work. Especially if they work at a hot dog stand.

What I'm listening to on my iPod:

-Dog Whistle #1

-Dog Whistle #2

-Dog Whistle #3

-Dog Whistle #4

-Dog Whistle #5

My owner left the house for 3 minutes yesterday. Or was it 6 hours? I can never tell the difference.

My horoscope today:

I'm planning my Thanksgiving menu. Anybody know a good recipe for turkey kibble?

Tomorrow's schedule:

I will chase him from 9-12 pm:

I will chase him 12 - 3 pm:

I will chase him 3-5 pm.