Thursday

Was Toto really the right dog for Dorothy?

Here's what I would have done: Chase that stupid Wicked Witch up a tree, chew her stupid broomstick in half, bite those flying monkeys, and then get us back to Kansas in 5 minutes flat. That's what a dog does for its owner. I'm just sayin'.

Another picture of my invisible fence:

A headline you will NEVER see:

Sunday

Saturday

He rides around in a fire truck. I'm stuck with a Hyundai.

For Sale:

1 slightly chewed grandfather clock
1 slightly chewed package of Fruit of The Loom Underwear
1 slightly chewed lawn mower
1 slightly chewed screen door
1 slightly chewed canister of Pringles Potato Chips
1 slightly chewed 12-pack of tube socks
1 slightly chewed La-Z-Boy recliner
1 slightly chewed wedding album
1 slightly chewed birdbath
1 slightly chewed garage door