Thursday

What every dog needs: a pitching machine.

Random things I will bark at tomorrow:

-any driveway longer than 12-feet long
-a 3-hole-punch
-any yellow throw pillow
-tv commercials for The Swiffer with that scary mop that sings
-all doorknobs


Wednesday

Random things that I will bark at tomorrow:

-a door hinge
-The Judge Judy show
-a laundry basket
-anything beige
-every minivan I see
-wallpaper

My conversation with the French Poodle down the street:

Me: Wanna go roll in some mud?
Poodle: Can't mess up my pink bow.
Me: Wanna trample some flowers?
Poodle: Can't mess up my pink bow.
Me: Wanna steal some cupcakes from the kitchen?
Poodle: Can't mess up my pink bow.
Me: Wanna chew up the tv clicker?
Poodle: Can't mess up my pink bow.
Me: Ok, see ya later.

Sunday